There was a blonde girl who bought a puzzle but couldn't figure it out so she rings a friend for some advice. "What's it a picture of?" he asks. "A tiger." she says. "Ok. I'll be right over." he says. When he arrives he looks at the box and tells her, "That's a box of Frosted Flakes!"
The $100 Prayer
ReplyDeleteA little boy, who wanted $100.00 very badly, prayed for two weeks but
nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting
$100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to GOD, U.S.A., they
decided to send it to the President. The President was so
impressed,touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to
send the boy $5.00. Mr. President thought that this would appear to be
a lot of money to the little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the
$5.00 and immediately sat down to write a thank you note to GOD
that read: "Dear God, Thank you very much for sending me the
money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it
through Washington, D.C., and, as usual, those JERKS deducted
$95.00 for taxes!.
Trucker Story
ReplyDeleteAs a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck
stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of
your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my
name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" When the light
turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs
back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she lowers it,
he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm
driving the SALT TRUCK!"